Handyman Song #12...

When all the corporations I knew went south,

I had to retrain my brain and my mouth...

I learned to speak fluent Handymanese,

and bought cushioned knee protectors

for both of my knees...

I can fix your toilets, I can fix your sinks,

I can fix the world when

the world just stinks...

If you put on your lipstick

but miss your lips,

if your parakeet's too wide

at the base of his hips,

call me I can be your Handyman...

Call me I can be your Handyman...

Cell: (707) 246-8082

©Peter Bray, 1/17/10

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